Christian

Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.

Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.

Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.

Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.

by BMY2008 January 6, 2019

Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Christian

Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford

“Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?

by Ahop 🧍🏾‍♀️ January 17, 2021

Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty

ANNOYING = Friends Christian School

by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023

Christian Young

The best boyfriend in all of existence that loves music and has the best singing voice. You’ll love him to death and never leave him and he’ll never leave you in return. The sweetest guy ever who always makes sure you’re okay and will sit and listen and look up options to help you when he doesn’t know, he’s a clingy guy but not like golden retriever clingy.. I lied he’s the dog that’ll piss on the floor the moment you get home out of happiness. He spams your phone to make sure you text him back and has the best smile.

“Is Christian Young your bf?”
“UH FUCK YEA”

by The top tier gf July 2, 2025

it’s so christian

When it actually means it’s so gay that you put Christianfor the irony.

“Did you read that manga I sent you?”
“Yea....it’s so Christian...and fruity.”

by TheMRaz January 30, 2018

christian

christian is the sexiest man ever lived and i known for his huge penis

i wish i could be like christian.

by big syryoyo penis September 10, 2019