When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018
A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people
by Arqziii March 02, 2021
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024
to ross your cans means to open your cans then immediatly therafter throw it away and claim to have drank them
by Penistornado January 21, 2009
This man right here is from akhisar. Bro is tall asf and cool asf. Chill if he dont know you but very active if he does. Bro is nerdy and has a bomb music taste
by extremelyhellokitty May 21, 2024
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
When a video game has either
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 18, 2023