Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

Snotty Birds Nest

Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.

Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.

by Rendoclean April 19, 2018

admiral bird shotgun

The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.

She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.

by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017

calm your bird

Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.

Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."

by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016

Doobie Doobie Bird

The Doobie Doobie Bird (Ocyphaps lophotes) is a bird found widely throughout mainland Australia except for the far northern tropical areas. Only two Australian pigeon species possess an erect crest, the Doobie Doobie Bird and the spinifex pigeon. The Doobie Doobie Bird is the larger of the two species. The Doobie Doobie Bird is sometimes referred to as a topknot pigeon, a common name shared with the reddish crested Lopholaimus antarcticus of Eastern Australia.

The Doobie Doobie Bird makes a Doobie Doobie sound when you chase it.

by Stixe June 6, 2020

Still on the bird's back

A rural saying originating from Australia. To be "On the bird's back" essentially means being mid-transit; approaching a predetermined location, event, or gathering agreed upon by friends; To almost be ready for something.
Australians in particular use it as a euphemism to reduce swearing around children or foreigners who may take offence to typical Australian dialect, E.g., "Give me a second you whining cunt, I'm almost fucking there." is replaced by a simple "I'm still on the birds back mate".

Person 1: "Where the hell are you!?".
Person 2: "Still on the bird's back man".
Person 1: "Right, see you soon dude".

........

Person 1: "Honey I'm home! How's dinner going?"
Person 2: "Still on the birds back".
Person 1: *beats wife to the tune of monster mash*

by P1ll0ck July 17, 2020