Best Friend

A drug dealer

My best friend is coming over to sell us some drugs

by Planet Tossing January 26, 2022

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best friend

Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.

Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY

"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"

by AdrenalineAngel April 22, 2019

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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.

I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022

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ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

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