child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
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Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person
Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...
by Wu Tang Hootie January 02, 2010
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silverback mama bear

A Silverback mama bear is a strong, devoted nurturing mama with firm boundaries you don’t dare cross!

She’s a woman who parents the best way she can, for her child/children. A woman who doesn’t apologize for her choices and would go through Hell & Back Again for her child/children.
A Silverback mama bear is a woman who asserts herself in any way as a parent &

She’s tenacious, Not Afraid to protect or advocate for her child/children…no matter what the risk; Silverback Mama Bear will Stand, Fight & Protect her child/children with every last fiber of her being.

She is methodical & ferocious if she feels her child/children are threatened or in harms way.
Bro, you don’t want to bully that kid…everyone knows his Mom is a Silverback Mama Bear!

A Silverback Mama Bear will make a Hurricane 🌀, Erupting 🌋 Volcano and Earth Quake all seem like a dream vacation in comparison to facing her wrath! That’s one Mama you don’t ever want to cross.

Hell hath No Fury like a Silverback Mama Bear!
by Silverback Mama Bear December 12, 2021
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bear hard

As hard as a bear
That exam was bear hard!
by Fweeb May 17, 2008
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Death By Bear

Death by Cumplosion from a bear.

These are called Horny bears. They sneak in your house at night and take you in your sleep.

If you dont die from the sheer mass of fur on you, or the 18-20 inch Bear dick in you, the cumplosion will Surely kill you.

38 reported cases 0 Survivors.
Person 1: Hey what happend at the jeffersons?
Person 2: Oh god a group of Horny bears snuck in, and well... Lets just say they didnt go out looking pretty.
Person 1: Oh god, Death by bear is never a way to go out.
by Randy Numan April 29, 2010
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Schnookel bear

An adorable person embodying the essence of a schnookum. It's akin to a teddy bear except that there is nothing cuter or more appealing than a schnookel bear.
Courtney is such a schnookel bear, she's simply adorable beyond compare.
by BLChatzy September 21, 2011
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bear faced

The act of a man shaving his pubic hair and putting it under the pillow. After ejaculating on the girls face the man lifts the pillow and shoves her face into the hair
She was acting rude before dinner so I bear faced her later that night
by the_smart_asian April 15, 2015
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