Reverse cock block

An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.

Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

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Reverse Greenwood

Gently stroking the back of a woman’s hair, while making sensitive love to her missionary style.

Example:

Baby, you want me to put some Al Green on before I give you the Ol’ reverse greenwood.

by Assplosion19 February 16, 2009

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Uno Reverse Card

The most powerful comeback that outlaws even the invincible No U. No U is the offspring of the Uno Reverse Card.
It some weird shit

Person: Ur mum a gay whore that eat dick
You: *holds up Uno reverse card*
You: No u bitch lol

by Ur father boi! December 24, 2019

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Reverse Pillsbury Doughboy

It's reverse cowgirl but you are eating out someone's ass.

That girl loves getting dirty with the reverse Pillsbury Doughboy, she's one kinky butch.

by CrazySisters November 24, 2017

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Reverse teabag surprise

A loving teabag where your body is placed forward toward the face of your lover so you can see the love on his/her face while you gently drop your balls into her mouth and as you see a look of sheer joy on your lover's face you take a monster dump on his/her chest and yell SURPRISE!!!!

I loved Jane so much that I wanted nothing more than to teabag her, but when she rejected me I drugged her and gave her the reverse teabag surprise.

by xanjoh January 28, 2010

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