hitting head right on the nail

exactly the opposite of the saying 'hitting the nail right on the head'

Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?

Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!

Jesus : Why? What did you do?

Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...

Jesus : Amm....So?

Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!

Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'

by aviansun August 8, 2010

code switch hitting

When your sexual identity and/or orientation changes depending on the group you're with.

"Not my normal thing but... Around the hockey team I'm code switch hitting."

by BrewsCruiser June 27, 2022

hit me on da hip

call me or call a person

We have to get to the mall before it closes so hit me on da hip to let me know when ur ready.

by neice May 30, 2006

when the shit hits the fan

When something really bad is about to go down. The brief moment before a world of pain is brought down upon someone

When someone says Kelly has small eyes but doesn't realise she can hear them. That's when the shit hits the fan.

by didntsaykellyhassmalleyes August 17, 2010

hit em up III

A c@@l ass (uh-oh oreo) insult make-fun rap song by d12.
Parody of hit em up by tupac shakur.

All dose hoo aint herd hit em up iii, I hit em up lak wankstaz!!

by whatdodialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

hit or miss girl

Kat

Timmy : Ain't that the hit or miss girl?
Guy : Oh yeah Nyannyancosplay

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 12, 2019

Drop a load and hit the road

Verb: The action of secreting your shit under one's vehicle tire in hope that they will eventually drive over it while you run away.

"Holy shit man, you're friggen relentless!"

"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."

by tylerscott May 14, 2009