BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH
its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!
its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
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valve cant even count to three!!!
by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023
Get the Half Life 3mug. "Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
Get the half-past hammeredmug. by Bmoreslang December 5, 2022
Get the Half and halfmug. by Fruit pastle February 14, 2022
Get the Half virginmug. by Whitney Catastrophee May 14, 2021
Get the Hag and a halfmug. Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?
by terroristman700 November 4, 2023
Get the Half Past 12mug. Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023
Get the Half orphanmug.