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Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.
by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob: hey
Everyone else: Fake.
by facesmashingwhore November 26, 2018
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Jacob

a lil slant eye that doesn't know his place
"Look at Jacob. Are his eyes even open?"
"I think hes sleeping bro."
by grande lata spread amigo October 6, 2022
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Jillian and Jacob

They love each other and always hug. In school they always sit next to each other. They are a good couple, and they are meant for each other
by NICKPRO February 3, 2022
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Jacob Kink

People that really like people called Jacob
Jacob: hello man 1
Man 1: fuck me in the arse i have a jacob kink
by TheRealBorgov123 November 17, 2021
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Jacob Kawana

Jacob Kawana is a New Zealand socialite and singer, known mostly for his published work in writing and fashion - featured in NYLON.
by AbbeyHault February 12, 2025
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Jacob

Jacob is an athletic smart cute funny guy who is shy around strangers or people he just met but once you get to know him he is the nicest most charming person who could ever of met. If you know a Jacob keep him in your life. I bet if you know a Jacob he is in only some of your classes, average height, athletic (basketball and baseball) and is super smart, in higher up classes. If you have the privilege to date a Jacob keep him and show him so much love because that is what he would be giving you, Jacobs are so loving and sweet. Also he has beautiful eyes and a perfect smile. So adorable and loving!
Her: Hey Annabel, did you meet Jacob

Annabel: No not yet

Her: Oh let’s go and meet him, you’ll love him

Two month later…
Annabel: Hello Jacob are we still on for later tonight

Jacob: Yes of course, actually here are so roses for you.

Annabel: Omg thank you! You are so sweet

Both: *hugs*
by Bestie_Anna November 21, 2021
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