Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams is a urban myth created in the early 2000's, England. The myth is about a white boy with an afro, it is said that if you ever took his hood off and saw his afro, he would take you to a pub where his uncle lives and keep you there prisoner until you pass out, this is when he would touch you. He is said to have his hood up even on the hottest days.

John 1 : "I took off some white guys hood with an afro"
John 2 : "I could never, I've heard that is a very dangerous creature called Jacob Williams, stay away from the Sir Robert Peel pub in town"

by Jew No.2445794 April 6, 2024

Hill Williamer

The art of moaning about someone moaning with expected immunity from been a “moaner”

I’m sorry your power is out but no need to be a mangawhiner -Hill Williamer

by Mangawhiner April 9, 2024

William

William is gay not straight also he's not 5 foot 9 he's rlly short like below average

Damn are u a william?

What's that?
Yk like a short gay person

by Urmom0912 April 10, 2024

William Patrick Spencer Gold

a big ole cutie pie!!

Omg! William Patrick Spencer Gold??? You're such a cutie pie!!

by THISbutinlowercase April 18, 2024

William Mclong

A fat SCP-096 looking ahh kid who plays War Thunder for 25 hours a day.

I am so fat. I feel like William Mclong

by suusususususus April 19, 2024

william

a fat child who is annoying as all hell and will kill for a big mac and everywhere he walks it is a war zone because each step causes a earth qacke and he will not stop singing skididitoilet he also eats case oh regularly

bro!!! its William he is goinig to eat me
*RUMBLING SOUNDS*
William:WHERE IS MY BIG MAC!!! DUR SKIBIDI DOB DOB DOB YES YES!!!

by rayrex April 25, 2024

robb Williams

A robb Williams is typically a term used to describe a man that is small in stature , overly zealous, and jealous by nature.
Has been known to possess smaller than average manhood and commands little to no respect.

That’s not a man, that’s a robb Williams!

by Fonnigans April 26, 2024