Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants

Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank

by Barry charver October 10, 2021

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018

Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.

3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.

by Amonymous July 27, 2018

national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

by hwggg October 9, 2025

Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Wank Stain

The term of endearment used to describe the well know Ian Kelly.

Ian Kelly is such a wank stain and that is why he is so well liked

by Skippydo December 5, 2024

Wank Ballad

A song which a man/woman choose's to ride to O-train too in an orgy for one.

"Dude what's your wank ballad?"

"Bro, for me its got to be Jitterbug by Wham! Just gets me there."

by HammerSmashElmo September 4, 2018