What acid you’re smoking

When someone is tweaking really badly. This is a phrase you can say when someone is acting especially crazy.

I don’t know what acid you’re smoking but I didn’t cheat on you!!

by Jazzyraing October 09, 2019

Smoking Cigs

The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price.
For more information on lung cancer, keep smoking.

Non-smoker: "The cost of buying a pack of cigarettes is not only reflected in the price."
Smoker:" I know I know, I have to quit."
Non-smoker: "Smoking Cigs are bad for your health and the health of people around you."

by Nidhogg King April 06, 2019

Cope Smoke

Receiving fellatio whilst packing a fatty dip

Sarah gives the best cope smokes in the county

by UnlimitedBlowjobs March 11, 2014

Smoking dog shit

The act or use of inhaling fumes emitted from heroin.

Aye man whats the move tonight?? Just regular stuff, prolly gon be smoking dog shit

by Kengor November 26, 2020

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 03, 2017

Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 23, 2017

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 15, 2018