Reverse cock block

An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.

Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

The Reverse Michael Jackson

It's just regular sex with adults.

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

by KickingDixon June 9, 2018

Reverse teabag surprise

A loving teabag where your body is placed forward toward the face of your lover so you can see the love on his/her face while you gently drop your balls into her mouth and as you see a look of sheer joy on your lover's face you take a monster dump on his/her chest and yell SURPRISE!!!!

I loved Jane so much that I wanted nothing more than to teabag her, but when she rejected me I drugged her and gave her the reverse teabag surprise.

by xanjoh January 27, 2010

Uno Reverse Card

The most powerful comeback that outlaws even the invincible No U. No U is the offspring of the Uno Reverse Card.
It some weird shit

Person: Ur mum a gay whore that eat dick
You: *holds up Uno reverse card*
You: No u bitch lol

by Ur father boi! December 24, 2019

Reverse Bill Cosby

Getting naked and running into someone's house, once caught you knock yourself out.

Always use protection when Reverse Bill Cosby-ing!

by snoog48 July 28, 2016

Reverse Hand Grenade

Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.

Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.

"Did you hand grenade that chick last night?"
"No, but I did do a reverse hand grenade!"

by muffinhasmypants April 19, 2009

Reverse belly rub

When someone is fisting a girl so hard that their hand can be seen from the outside.

"He was reverse belly rubbing me so hard the baby could feel it!"

by Stefonio August 5, 2017