Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed
I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere
by PseudonymD August 15, 2017
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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank
by Archied June 07, 2021
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Wank of Wisdom

When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.
The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.
by Niphty Biscuit February 11, 2022
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jelly wank

When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax
Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?
by oldbailey June 15, 2017
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rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie
Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!
by Holdielocks April 29, 2023
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sand wank

When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.
"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"
by GollumBoy February 17, 2016
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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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