by Dalepj November 1, 2022
Get the jacob postmug. (noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
by StickySuede September 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. by The Finkleburg February 6, 2024
Get the Jacob Mooneymug. Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontrol smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do towards him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
by Jacobthegoat12345 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is an awkward human being who gets close with whoever will allow him around. Most Jacobs steal or lie and end up in bad situations asking people to get them out.
by Strokemycock2.0 March 18, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. At first you would think that jacob is a sweet, kind, loving and all around great guy but you are wrong. He is a manwhore and doesn’t have any respect for a girl. He will call many girls hot no matter if he has a girl or not. He will go for any girl he sees and then break their hearts if they are not good enough for him. He doesn’t know how to get his feelings straight. Don’t fall for a jacob
girl 1 : jacob told my friend that he has feelings for me.
girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.
girl 1 : true but he is so cute.
girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.
girl 2 : the fact that he told your friend that and not even you is already a red light.
girl 1 : true but he is so cute.
girls 2 : that doesn’t matter he calls so many girls hot. You can’t prove that he won’t call another girl hot when you guys are together.
by irllydontlikeu1854 December 22, 2018
Get the jacobmug. the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends
by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021
Get the jacobmug.