F-O-C

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.

Farting is easier when you F-O-C!

by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012

F. O. R. D

F. O. R. D.

Femdom

Officers
Ramming
Dildos

When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.

Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.

Male: why. And that's not happening

Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW

Male: stop it's to deep.

Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!

Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.

Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D

by DDGSOCCERNICOLE July 11, 2025

Move the f*ck on

When you should really just stop talking about it and let go of a fling that really wasn’t a thing

Her: “I miss him so much”, “I think he likes me but won’t say it”, “why isn’t he answering my texts”, “men are trash”, “Want to hear about this time with ...” etc.

Friend: Move the f*ck on

by PorcupineDingdong3000 February 12, 2021

ford f-150

ford f one fifty, verb, to be f-150'd

have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?

thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150

man i had the best dream that i was driving a ford f-150 last night and found my step cousin,
did you fuck?
yeah i pounded her like a monkey wrench on a Cummins engine

by great northern 1246 November 4, 2023

John f Kennedy

Very open minded guy

Guy 1- Hey did you know John f Kennedy was the most open minded president
Guy 2- shut the fuck up tod

by The warm side of a pillow December 19, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri

when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.

A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."

by anonymous April 4, 2024