well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied
That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.
by Citybench February 15, 2014
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Open as fuck

When your best friend thinks a certain store is closed but you know for sure that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK!
Richie: man that store looks like it's closed...
NIKI: nah that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK
RICHIE:yeah I think ur right
by Lyno Richie December 12, 2022
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fuck buckles

An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.
Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?

Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.
by FUCKBUCKLES January 31, 2020
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huge fucking cock

a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.
thats one huge fucking cock. im going to jelq to get a cock like that.
by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024
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humpty-fuck

In interface development, the act of taking a shitty, broken, shattered visual design, data model, or prototype and putting it back together to form some sort of pristine fuckin' egg to serve up to the user.
"Let me get this straight. You want me to humpty-fuck that shit into something usable?"
by MangoBonespurs October 17, 2018
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FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 26, 2017
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