cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004

Tea Cock

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.

Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!

by Miss_Daisy86 December 15, 2011

cock puppet

Any male that spends so much time in online forums filled with sock puppets that they start acting like one.

Yo, it's at the point where Louie takes his laptop to the shitter. When we argued about doing the dishes piled up in the sink he called me a soy boy and praised kek. He's turning into a damn cock puppet.

by hilliam February 18, 2021

cock sukcer

cock sucker spelled wrong

whao dude, i cant spell at all!!

by Arfalarf February 7, 2004

trident cock

a 4 foot penis with trident spear tip.
not typically used for intercouse but more for battle.

1. Paul has a huge trident cock

2. dude have u seen the blades on his trident cock

3. yo man check out my trident cock stab wound

by Cassie J October 26, 2008

cock holdster

a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member

SHUT YER DAMN COCK HOLDSTER!!
-or-
I'll put it right in your cock holdster, baby.

by shortythepimp April 12, 2004

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006