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Ryan's shower

A place where every individual on Earth would like to be. Specially on fridays.
Do you know where Alex is?
Idk, but its Friday so he's prolly stuck in Ryan's shower
by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025
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Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.
Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns
by Skatrondo February 25, 2024
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Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.
Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?
by squasha_ November 19, 2020
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arctic shower

It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.
Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"

Marty "Oh yes"
by Bumtickles July 6, 2016
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Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus
Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday
by uknev2016 March 26, 2021
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Shower Booger

During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.

K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.

But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.

That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
by BL00DFaRT October 31, 2016
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hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians
"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man
by HunterJohnston2002 April 22, 2018
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