Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.

I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!

by JQuavious January 19, 2024

Rusty Enema

When you're constipated so bad that you have your husband pee in your butt to release the blockage.

I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to take a shit until my husband gave me a rusty enema.

by the_jza September 12, 2020

rusty firecracker

When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once

Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps

by shithead cameron May 16, 2014

Rusty Remnant

Where an old lady wipes her back with her hand when she took a shit, and then offers you a handjob!

That women from behind the liqour store offer me a Rusty Remnant

by Crewyr May 23, 2021

Rusty Grape

Rusty Grape is a winery and tasting room out side Battle Ground, WA serving award winning wine and famous wood fired pizza in a Italian rustic setting.

The Rusty Grape is a amazing place where time slows down. Lets go to Rusty Grape enjoy a glass of wine. Some delicious pizza.

by Wineallthetime January 31, 2017

Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session

The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.

by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013

Rusty rag

Using used toilet paper. The skid marks on the paper making the tissue look "rusty."

Mostly used in a masturbating with used toilet paper due to scat fetish kind of context, but can be used for any other example

Man, I couldn't find a cloth so I had to clean my windows with a rusty rag!

by Singmanne August 8, 2022