by gandho April 14, 2005
This occurs on hot, sweaty days when you suddenly realise that half of your underwear has crept up your arse and you have to drag it back out, as in:
by Funk October 14, 2004
Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.
Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry
by The Lo-Brary December 02, 2008
dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.
dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.
dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.
by cocklock October 09, 2008
The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.
by aNDY bELOO November 14, 2006
When just putting the ecstasy pills in your mouth and swallowing them isn't enough for you anymore you would "fizzy bum drop" or stick them up your bum bum and let them fizz away! make sure ya make it past the shelf though.
George: So i just walked into the bathroom and there he was with his hand up his arse with a pill on the end of his finger!
Michael: Ah the dirty fucker was doing a fizzy bum drop!
Michael: Ah the dirty fucker was doing a fizzy bum drop!
by heffheffernan May 13, 2009
Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!
by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009