Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022

Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.

kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back

by That beotch September 20, 2020

Dad

Dad is a grate funny strong man who you can have a laugh with also will always be there to protect there daughter from a man

My dad is a very interesting person

by Livvy tock ❤️✨ December 4, 2020

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

DAD

hes not here...

wheres my dad?

by a good wiff December 14, 2017