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Get the Jacob Mooney mug.(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
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Get the Jacob mug.Jacob Swann is the bassist in chapter 13, and does backup vocals and sometimes vocal solos. He is very talented and is normally spotted by wearing an AC/DC cap.
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Get the Jacob mug.A depressed child. Even though he is ya know ^, he is really sweet and amazing. He makes people laugh and makes them happy. He is the best thing that could happen to anyone. He is also very cute even though he’s short. He doesn’t like to admit it but he is very shy.
Jacob: *cries*
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