trident cock

a 4 foot penis with trident spear tip.
not typically used for intercouse but more for battle.

1. Paul has a huge trident cock

2. dude have u seen the blades on his trident cock

3. yo man check out my trident cock stab wound

by Cassie J October 26, 2008

Cock froth

Too soap up your pubes in the work shower and fling it at your mates like wanking hitting them with cock froth

Anthony ; I was in shower last night and Jed got me in the eye with cock froth

by Robboneo July 13, 2015

Tea Cock

Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.

Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!

by Miss_Daisy86 December 15, 2011

Aids Cock

Aids that only resides in the cock. Therefore, less harmful than regular aids.

Jim, I think I have aids cock.

by Land O'Lakes March 12, 2011

Cock mesh

When someone points out and/or finishes a joke someone else has subtly made

Lee: Cherie blair looks like she's been on a roller coaster
John: That's why her face is like that!
Lee: Cock mesh!

by MeerkatMandy August 8, 2011

cock puppet

Any male that spends so much time in online forums filled with sock puppets that they start acting like one.

Yo, it's at the point where Louie takes his laptop to the shitter. When we argued about doing the dishes piled up in the sink he called me a soy boy and praised kek. He's turning into a damn cock puppet.

by hilliam February 18, 2021

cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004