cock puppet

Any male that spends so much time in online forums filled with sock puppets that they start acting like one.

Yo, it's at the point where Louie takes his laptop to the shitter. When we argued about doing the dishes piled up in the sink he called me a soy boy and praised kek. He's turning into a damn cock puppet.

by hilliam February 18, 2021

Aids Cock

Aids that only resides in the cock. Therefore, less harmful than regular aids.

Jim, I think I have aids cock.

by Land O'Lakes March 12, 2011

John Cock

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.

After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.

by sqitso March 31, 2008

cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004

cock sukcer

cock sucker spelled wrong

whao dude, i cant spell at all!!

by Arfalarf February 7, 2004

trident cock

a 4 foot penis with trident spear tip.
not typically used for intercouse but more for battle.

1. Paul has a huge trident cock

2. dude have u seen the blades on his trident cock

3. yo man check out my trident cock stab wound

by Cassie J October 26, 2008

cock holdster

a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member

SHUT YER DAMN COCK HOLDSTER!!
-or-
I'll put it right in your cock holdster, baby.

by shortythepimp April 12, 2004