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TV Tray

A sexual act in which the female prepares a meal for the man and allows him to bend her over and have sex with her while using her as a stand for his plate of food.
My lady was wanting some sex, so I gave her the TV Tray so I could do two things at once.
by Valdus Dracian September 3, 2014
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TV Outlet

What idiotic scrubs call a coax plug on the wall mainly those at AT&T U-Verse
With the shitty ass AT&T U-Verse wireless reciever you can overpay and get shitty service in any room without a TV Outlet
by riverstyx3636 May 27, 2015
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TV Sleep

A particularly blissful slumber induced by watching TV (or a film) while lying down on a comfy sofa, chair, or settee. When your eyelids get super heavy and you can no longer concentrate on what's happening on screen, you know you're about to enter the euphoria of TV sleep.
"I really want to see what happens in this season finale episode, but...I can't...resist...the TV sleep."
by Chinese Viking November 20, 2016
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tv depression

Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)
mom: what’s wrong?
you: DONT TOUCH ME IM SUFFERING FROM TV DEPRESSION
by theseggsiestmfalive December 4, 2018
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TV Fan

A person that's never been to a game or seen their favorite NFL team play.
"Oh he's never been to a Giants game he's a TV fan"
by NFL TTC March 17, 2019
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MikeyTheRealKing Tv

MikeyTheRealKing Tv is a YouTube Channel
MikeyTheRealKing Tv is the beat
by youmommasnig June 24, 2020
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Big TV

Person 1: Is that Kanye West big TV?
Brandon: Yes
by Jacob746328637592y49t648 October 30, 2020
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