Don Walrus

One who always has sex being on the bottom due to being overweight, lazy, or entitled like a mafia boss

I heard Jimmy is a regular Don Walrus in the sack which is why hes always single.

This girl is so creative when it.comes to.sex you know Don Walrus ain't happening

by CombatVet134 January 3, 2019

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Walrus Rimjob

Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch

Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!

by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018

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walrus nose

a nose of a person so big it looks like a walrus nose

shelden's nose looks like it has a tumar, it must be walrus nose

by ducksauce November 4, 2006

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Sloppy Walrus

When a girl sucks two penises at the same time with ease such that they sit in her upper cheeks outside of the teeth. This give the illusion of a walrus frolicking on the icy arctic floor.

Dude1: Bro, that chick we brought home last night was something else!
Dude2: Duuuude, I know! When we sloppy walrus'ed her, she made winter-migratory groans that made my nuts quiver.
Dude1: Me too. We have small penises.

Dude 1&2: (Sigh)

by The Jazziest Jew April 8, 2013

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build that walrus

Build that walrus means succeeding at whatever task you are talking about at the time. When changed to "that's not building a walrus", it can mean someone did something bad.

Example one:
Boss: "Did you build that walrus?" (asking the employee if he finished the report he was suppose to be working on)
Employee: "Built!" (the employee is saying he finished the report)

Example Two:
News Headline: "Aliens announce attack on Earth"
World leaders: "That's not building a walrus"

by WalrusBuilder April 25, 2017

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