Neighbors

Loud ass people who blast music and stomp(if you live under them in a apartment) and smoke 5$ koosh that came out of a decomposing skunks ass because it stinks a little to much

(Muffled screaming) (plays spongebob type beat) (loud ass stomping) (sirens)

“Dam I have loud neighbors”

by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021

Neighbor driver

when your passenger in the front seat gives you directions but you know where your going.

stop being a neighbor driver I know where I'm going

by KYL35T0N3 August 1, 2020

Nut Neighbor

When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.

1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!

by PuddinPack September 2, 2023

National Kiss your neighbor day

You kiss your neighbor😙

Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉

by ;DDDD69 October 12, 2021

Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him

-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022

Eskimo Neighbor’s

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.

Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

The neighbor zone

when two people like each-other a lot but due to certain circumstances can not be together

Person 1: hey, wanna go out?
Person 2: sorry no can do neighbor :(

Welcome to the neighbor zone

by justzenny December 10, 2019