Sac jockey

A person who is constantly bothering you or biting your style. Thus, they ride your sack like a jockey rides a race horse.

"Hey Tom, here comes Jim."

"Yeah, I see him."

"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"

"Well, he's a sac jockey."

by Hammy Sagar December 3, 2005

table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 12, 2004

knob jockey

A brown dirt cowboy

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey

by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003

Jabba Jockey

A jabba jockey is a person who likes to have sexuall intercoures with fat people.

"Dude that guy just fucked that fat bint,"
OMG hez a jabba jockey

by richard1000 June 1, 2007

Frump Jockey

A man who dates/marries/fucks frumps.

Did you see that chick Bill is fucking?

Ya, he's a total frump jockey.

by themstherules September 24, 2010

Taint jockey

A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.

He's always Brown nosing. He's such a taint jockey

by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004