raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...

I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....

by Thetigsy June 27, 2015

Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else

Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor

by Six People Stuffed in an SUV June 23, 2018

f28 super raptor

The F28 super raptor is the most futuristic USAF jet outfitted with supersonic engines, high maneuverability, high-tech locking systems, and cluster missiles

Vvvvvvvvvvoooooooommmmmm went the first official launch of the F28 super raptor

by Raqueef June 07, 2022

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 26, 2011

Raptor Monkey

an animal that is as agile as a monkey but as strong as a raptor, mostly found at stinkfingers house.

Dave: what's that disgusting animal over there?
Adam: its a raptor monkey.

by [e-mail] June 01, 2022

Raptor titties

A word you would use to trigger a sense of rage from women online usually annoying to the mass and hilarious to a small group of 1 or 2 dumb-asses could imply a flat-chest or bizarre breasts

person 1: "wow that female sure does have raptor titties"

person 2: "NO SHE DOESN'T SHUT UP"

by lixy-boo March 21, 2018