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skid mocha

A cheap variation of a mocaccino prepared with regular coffee & chocolate milk.
He's such a cheap date. He ordered us 2 skid mochas & then didn't even leave a tip!
by onespyder February 2, 2014
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beat it skid

A smart ass way to tell someone to move along. "Beat it skid" can be used to refer to a person, animal, inanimate object, or youself. Try spicing it up by adding row to the end. "Beat it skid row"!
Mike walks over to the group and quickly recieves a "beat it skid" before he has a chance to start his usual bullshit.
by Asone.1.0 July 18, 2018
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sunday skid

An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.
Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead
by Dick One January 20, 2018
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Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021
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Skid User

A person who can't make their own scripts but they rely on someone else for making the scripts.

I would say this person rely on a SKID which is a person who makes their own scripts. S stands for script or coding. Kid stands for the person who scripts.
Oh hey look at that skid user over there he can't even make his own scripts he rely on others making scripts.
by SubscribeToJoeyIVV February 2, 2021
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Skid Parks

The smearing of poop left on the toilet seat after someone finishes defecating and does not clean up after themselves.
Dammit! I hate it when I need to take a dump and I have to clean up someone else's skid parks!!!
by hjelkaht March 3, 2011
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skid worm

The name for a penis when doing poopy anal
I’m about to turn my penis into your little skid worm
by Anal,canal April 16, 2020
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