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sunday skid

An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.
Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead
by Dick One January 20, 2018
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Skid Parks

The smearing of poop left on the toilet seat after someone finishes defecating and does not clean up after themselves.
Dammit! I hate it when I need to take a dump and I have to clean up someone else's skid parks!!!
by hjelkaht March 3, 2011
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Skippy Skids

Streaks of feces left in a pair of underwear.
He had Skippy Skids because he didn't wipe his ass.
by KevinR September 14, 2008
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skid-doo

The act of crapping when underwear is pulled between the buttocks, or in other words dropping a shit while getting a wedgie.

Past tense: skid-daddled
Did you see Tommy pull a skid-doo after Kevin ripped his shit!

OMG! Brian totally skid-daddled yesterday and I put it on youtube!

Sometimes I like to skid-doo myself.
by Jumonjee May 29, 2009
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skid mark

when you have shit in your underwear and get a poop mark on your underwear
person A: "i took that bitch panties off and she had skid marks"
person B: "what the fuck"
by Cenious October 8, 2020
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skid cartons

Large boxes that a specific individual does not like to build.
The boss told Bryan to go build skid cartons instead he walked around on his phone all night!
by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020
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skid worm

The name for a penis when doing poopy anal
I’m about to turn my penis into your little skid worm
by Anal,canal April 16, 2020
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