sunday skid

An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.

Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead

by Dick One January 20, 2018

beat it skid

A smart ass way to tell someone to move along. "Beat it skid" can be used to refer to a person, animal, inanimate object, or youself. Try spicing it up by adding row to the end. "Beat it skid row"!

Mike walks over to the group and quickly recieves a "beat it skid" before he has a chance to start his usual bullshit.

by Asone.1.0 July 18, 2018

skid cartons

Large boxes that a specific individual does not like to build.

The boss told Bryan to go build skid cartons instead he walked around on his phone all night!

by Srdjan69 October 19, 2020

Skippy Skids

Streaks of feces left in a pair of underwear.

He had Skippy Skids because he didn't wipe his ass.

by KevinR September 14, 2008

skid-doo

The act of crapping when underwear is pulled between the buttocks, or in other words dropping a shit while getting a wedgie.

Past tense: skid-daddled

Did you see Tommy pull a skid-doo after Kevin ripped his shit!

OMG! Brian totally skid-daddled yesterday and I put it on youtube!

Sometimes I like to skid-doo myself.

by Jumonjee May 29, 2009

skid mark

when you have shit in your underwear and get a poop mark on your underwear

person A: "i took that bitch panties off and she had skid marks"
person B: "what the fuck"

by Cenious October 8, 2020

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021