An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.
Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead
by Dick One January 20, 2018
Get the sunday skid mug.A smart ass way to tell someone to move along. "Beat it skid" can be used to refer to a person, animal, inanimate object, or youself. Try spicing it up by adding row to the end. "Beat it skid row"!
Mike walks over to the group and quickly recieves a "beat it skid" before he has a chance to start his usual bullshit.
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Get the Skippy Skids mug.The act of crapping when underwear is pulled between the buttocks, or in other words dropping a shit while getting a wedgie.
Past tense: skid-daddled
Past tense: skid-daddled
Did you see Tommy pull a skid-doo after Kevin ripped his shit!
OMG! Brian totally skid-daddled yesterday and I put it on youtube!
Sometimes I like to skid-doo myself.
OMG! Brian totally skid-daddled yesterday and I put it on youtube!
Sometimes I like to skid-doo myself.
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(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
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