One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Dribble Penetration

To penetrate an orifice very rapidly. Fast, successive jabs.

"Baby, I like it when you perform dribble penetration on me like that!"
"Are you sure it's not too fast?"

by ElPenetrada March 3, 2010

candlelit penetration

a scrumpet's favorite thing, where during intercourse in a candlelit room, a man penetrates the vagina while wiping the remains of his dirty toilet paper along the clit.

Man: Let's go back to my place and have some candlelit penetration.
Girl: Ew, you're nasty!

by penisesarebeautiful May 22, 2011

triple penetrate

Sticking the penis in the mouth vagina and anus

Last night I triple penetrated Brooke

by Gator dick December 12, 2013

Buddy Penetration

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating the same orifice.

There was only one good looking female at the bar and we both wanted the pussy so we decided to preform Buddy Penetration.

by FalconRanger March 4, 2015

octo-penetration

Happens during sexual inter course. When 4 men put their penis's in the woman's mouth, 2 men in the vagina, and 2 men is the butthole

I love octo-penetration.

by BaconBoy May 14, 2015

Cranial Penetration

A classy term for a blow job.

I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.

by Tymcob September 13, 2016