A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
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Cranial Penetration

A classy term for a blow job.
I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.
by Tymcob September 14, 2016
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Super penetration

Like a double penetration, but with more people. The women is surrounded by 14 men, then she takes 4 in each hole and 1 in each hand. Only done by professionals.
That Super Penetration last night hurt my ass.

Want to try another Super Penetration with a couple of my friends?
by I'mnotblack October 20, 2012
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laminate penetrator

A definition for someone who likes penetrating clean shaved pussy.
I thought he was a real laminate penetrator, the way he gave it to Becky last night!
by geko95gek January 28, 2017
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Penetrance

Represents the ability of me to fuck you in the ass
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Dribble Penetration

To penetrate an orifice very rapidly. Fast, successive jabs.
"Baby, I like it when you perform dribble penetration on me like that!"
"Are you sure it's not too fast?"
by ElPenetrada March 04, 2010
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