A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. "Hey Kyle! Are you coming to the Penetration Federation meeting tonight?"
"Maybe not tonight. My mom is going and since i didn't grow up in the south, that may get a bit awkward..."
"Oh that's alright. I'll tell her you said hi!"
"Maybe not tonight. My mom is going and since i didn't grow up in the south, that may get a bit awkward..."
"Oh that's alright. I'll tell her you said hi!"
by CuckMcPhuk August 6, 2022
Get the Penetration Federationmug. by workplaceconduct February 11, 2017
Get the personal penetrationmug. During the easing of Covid-19 restrictions, ones friends and family are allowed to enter ones home or bubble, whilst still maintaing social distancing rules.
If I were to invite some friends around tonight, now that we are in level 2, are you ready for bubble penetration?
by Poroubro May 12, 2020
Get the Bubble Penetrationmug. by jonathan markasphere December 26, 2016
Get the auditory penetrationmug. "Baby, I like it when you perform dribble penetration on me like that!"
"Are you sure it's not too fast?"
"Are you sure it's not too fast?"
by ElPenetrada March 3, 2010
Get the Dribble Penetrationmug. The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017
Get the Ear hole penetrationmug.