peedoodled

So excited you nearly put your pants on upside down

I was so peedoodled before the ceremony I near put my pants on upside down."

-mr scatter: the ballad of Lucy whipple

by Thewordbirdturd May 15, 2015

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

peebooty

when you put you penis inside your anus and urinate

I heard he gave himself a peebooty

by potato hed August 31, 2016

peembarrasing

When you are on the toilet and people outside can hear you pee.

When you stop peeing, cause it's to loud. But you still need to pee! Peembarrasing! Isnt it?

by constrance February 11, 2017

peelotov cocktail

A bottle filled with human urine thrown in a manner similar to a molotov cocktail.

My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.

by PompousBastard July 9, 2017