Pumaian

A person who officially buys Puma sneakers from the Puma store.

I bought my first Puma sneaker so now I’m a Pumaian

by Pumaian May 21, 2025

Erectile Pumage

When you beat your duck so UNBELIEVABLY hard it turns purple and hurts to touch.

“Woah, it’s SO big, but why is it purple?”
“Ah, it has Erectile Pumage, it’s in unbelievable amounts of pain right now”

by SomeRandomName34 July 11, 2019