yard pizza

Sylvia hates Kristy so much, she made yard pizza all over Bill's lawn.
by Hoppatrol June 24, 2017
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Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor
Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!
by SweetSugarBalls November 02, 2017
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yard hen

" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."
by Gotcha_Andy August 24, 2016
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Yard Nark

A school supervisor; campus security staff member.

Often used in Hemet, California.
“Put your vape away before the yard nark sees you”
by Olivier28 July 29, 2023
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Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.
The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!
by DatSuperPig December 06, 2020
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the longest yard

1. An American sports comedy movie from 1974, The Longest Yard, tells the story of an incarcerated former professional American football player who builds a football team from the motley crew of the other prisoners. This team is supposed to play against the guards, who use their position, dirty tricks, and foul play to hinder the prisoners' team. The movie has had many remakes, most notably a 2005 one starring Adam Sandler.

2. A challenge that is greater than expected or reasonable. It comes from the title of the movie, where the prisoners have to not only get better at football, but also overcome inexperience, low confidence, lack of equipment, officers' cowardly attacks, etc. In gridiron football, a team advances score by walking yards until reaching the endzone. Since the prisoners have to deal with much more problems than the opposing teams, these yards are way harder for them to get, i.e., they are "longer," not in size, but in effort.
1. You like football, prison shows and comedy, you should watch The Longest Yard.

2. To overcome addiction and homelessness was the greatest yard in his life.
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Stompin' the Yard

Stompin' the Yard is the the act of dissing many people publicly in a song, public argument, rap, ect.
Yo man, i wrote this nice rap, and i'm fucking Stompin' the Yard in it bro.
by DubC610Dubs December 02, 2010
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