mong muncher

those who munch on the officially monging and socially retarded

stop slobbering on my jacket you fuking retarded mong muncher

by benji haynes May 31, 2005

mong-head

Same as monghead but with a hyphen.

He got all his questions wrong in the quiz; what a mong-head.

by F A B Scott April 23, 2006

Mong

NikeOnPoint

Hey your such a mong you make NikeOnPoint look normal

by lelelelelelelel September 09, 2014

Filchy Mong

The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.

Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.

by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009

Bucket mong

A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel

‘Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish’
“Wait while I have this cigarette”
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’

by PissedUpBrickie March 29, 2018

mong off

Another way to say go away, fcuk off, get lost.

I wish you would mong off and leave me alone.

by F A B Scott May 12, 2006

prick mong

Used as an insult in the same manner as dickhead, twat, shithead

Ashley Cole is a fucking prick mong.

xxxxxx you prick mong (sung to the tune of "Grandma We Love You"

by andy morris February 25, 2008