The cutest animal to live besides for frogs. Cats r lik capybaras because they can bust their coochie on almost anything. They will be so fucking annoying when the shit all over the ground. They like to eat ass. They r pussys. Dumbass animae weebs terned cats into fucking animae. That is NOT ok. Cats need to be fucking world leaders and shit. There ar lots of different cat colors - shit, white, black, mix. Cat also lik to eat your meat. Lesson - GET A FUCKING CAT U BITCH!
by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022
Get the Catmug. 
The cuddliest and best of God’s creatures. They love us, demand of us, and they even protect our children, whom they consider part of their pack. They helped the human race evolve from hunter/gatherers to static builders of civilization by protecting our grain stock from mice, so humanity didn’t have to continuously be on the move. They were critically important to the progress of humanity and were even worshiped in ancient Egypt as gods. The mass murder of cats in the Middle Ages as a result of the pope declaring them all to be evil allowed the rat population to explode bringing with them the bubonic plague, which spread uncontrollably. Two-thirds of the population of Europe and North Africa died in the most catastrophic event in human history. Eventually people started to notice that towns which protected cats didn’t suffer from mass death and disease and cats became cool again. Now, hundreds of years later, humanity has gone back to worshiping cats, having learned it’s lesson which is: don’t fvck with god’s chosen creatures 🐱 🐈 ⬛
by JamieRhymie August 27, 2022
Get the Catsmug. An evil force that lies under a gorgeous and cute body. Whilst we think we are the superior species of the world little do we know that the cats are playing with us like we are putty. One day will strike and take over the world.
A. Is your cat umm sleeping on your gun
B. Dude don't stress it he's just a cat
Cat. Bloody retarded humans, how stupid can you get.
B. Dude don't stress it he's just a cat
Cat. Bloody retarded humans, how stupid can you get.
by Yo I am an owl December 3, 2016
Get the Catmug. A term used instead of the word vagina.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about
Can also be used as another name for the female gender.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about
Can also be used as another name for the female gender.
by catman2012 October 7, 2010
Get the Catmug. To make a cardboard cut out in a cat shape and prop it up in the middle of a road to test driver reflexes at night. Often done for entertainment purposes.
by Tabasco Sauce March 16, 2009
Get the Cattingmug. Say, I think I'm going to go home and watch CATS, licking the screen whenever the Rum Tum Tugger walks onscreen
by The Almighty Mistress of Merr December 19, 2003
Get the catsmug.