Ryan Murphy

The biggest fucking troll on the planet. AKA the creator of Glee, American Horror Story and Nip/Tuck. Likes to fuck with the minds of impressionable youth everywhere. Dangles happiness like a carrot in front of people's mouths and yank it back at the last second. Is the crusher of hopes and dreams. (see not giving screen time to people, not giving ships a chance to sail. Not giving us a Kurt/Rachel spin off)

The type of man you want to to punch in the face and thank at the same time. Preferably punching really hard.

Could also be seen as a life ruiner.

"Ryan Murphy is such a fucking troll."
"Why"
"He gave us the carrot of a Kurt and Rachel spin off and then yanked it away like the asshole he is."

by Ryan Murphy Life Ruiner December 16, 2011

Murphy Burger

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above Cleveland Steamer. This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turd being lowered upon the turd smashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

by Pirate Tom January 9, 2009

Marie Murphy

The best effing school ever!

Student: “Marie Murphy is so much better than those WJHS pigs”
Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”

by Awfuilmbvfdddtyyy January 15, 2022

joshua murphy

Absolutely monster of a man, could easily take 70 guys in a fight. And would most likely take your bitch. Also can be know as JM.

“Yo that guy is such a joshua Murphy”

by Jjmurphy10 July 29, 2020

Caitlin Murphy

Caitlin is a very quiet kid and is good at blackmailing people. She is best friends with Kahli and is pretty crazy and weird sometimes.

That girl over there acts like Caitlin Murphy. Oh wait it is Caitlin Murphy.

by The silly duck June 8, 2020

Payton Murphy

Tyler Tillman son. Tyler Tillman is Payton Murphy daddy.

Payton Murphy- BETA

by Tcup 55656 December 2, 2021

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020