Mong Snake

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
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mong muncher

those who munch on the officially monging and socially retarded
stop slobbering on my jacket you fuking retarded mong muncher
by benji haynes May 31, 2005
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mong-head

Same as monghead but with a hyphen.
He got all his questions wrong in the quiz; what a mong-head.
by F A B Scott April 23, 2006
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Mong

NikeOnPoint
Hey your such a mong you make NikeOnPoint look normal
by lelelelelelelel September 09, 2014
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Filchy Mong

The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.
Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.
by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009
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Bucket mong

A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel
‘Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish
“Wait while I have this cigarette”
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’
by PissedUpBrickie March 29, 2018
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mong off

Another way to say go away, fcuk off, get lost.
by F A B Scott May 12, 2006
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