Tonge mong

Word used for people who come from an area of Bolton Lancashire, most of them are brain dead morons. Have no dress sense, drink to much, thick as fuck, drop outs and fuck wits. Northern thick twats.

Where you from, Oh your a tonge mong.

by cosmic101 May 28, 2011

mong muncher

those who munch on the officially monging and socially retarded

stop slobbering on my jacket you fuking retarded mong muncher

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

mong-head

Same as monghead but with a hyphen.

He got all his questions wrong in the quiz; what a mong-head.

by F A B Scott May 4, 2006

Mong

NikeOnPoint

Hey your such a mong you make NikeOnPoint look normal

by lelelelelelelel September 9, 2014

Filchy Mong

The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.

Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.

by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009

Bucket mong

A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel

‘Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish’
“Wait while I have this cigarette”
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’

by PissedUpBrickie May 17, 2018

mong off

Another way to say go away, fcuk off, get lost.

I wish you would mong off and leave me alone.

by F A B Scott May 19, 2006