Shaun Metez

Short loser with bad tattoos, stubby legs, and thinks he's a strong-man.

Just curled 5lbs at the gym! Got those shaun metez arms going!

Shaun Metez by Smetez November 4, 2021

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fat mezz

When you are packing more girth then length, as observed through the glory hole at your favorite dive.

Dude was all balls and packing a Fat Mezz.

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Derived from the Irish “O’Meezer”. Refers to the Irish package below one Irish man’s belt.

Wow he has the most well hung O’Meezy of all the men in Ireland.

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It's time to go, I'm going to kiss the mezuzzah.

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Italian slang for a hard ciabatta (this word refers to the positions of the ciabatta).

OMG, this ciabatta is sooo figa a mezzanotte!

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