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monitor lizard

One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard.
by jona fin April 27, 2009
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Green Lizard

an overly large lizard that's the least mobile of its kind (for being a lizard)

all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
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Range Lizard

A person who hangs around gun ranges, trying to get laid by people with super sweet guns (full autos, sub-machine guns, suppressed guns).
Dude if this suppressed FNX 45 Tactical gets me laid by even just one range lizard, it will be worth it!
by madscout636 July 28, 2013
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The Fancy Lizard

homosexual... eww /j hes a furry.....
the fancy lizard is gay..
by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023
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Sand Lizard

An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."

Or the inverse

"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
by Indestructicon April 20, 2013
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Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf December 1, 2017
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Water lizard

When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.
I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.
by Drainage94 March 9, 2017
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