Sand Lizard

An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."

Or the inverse

"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
by Indestructicon April 20, 2013
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Green Lizard

an overly large lizard that's the least mobile of its kind (for being a lizard)

all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
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Range Lizard

A person who hangs around gun ranges, trying to get laid by people with super sweet guns (full autos, sub-machine guns, suppressed guns).
Dude if this suppressed FNX 45 Tactical gets me laid by even just one range lizard, it will be worth it!
by madscout636 July 28, 2013
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booty lizard

A slithery woman who wishes to steal the souls of good men through the power of her nice ass! A ghetto succubus!
Watch out Jerry that girls a a straight booty lizard, she'll get ya!
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Street Lizard

An older term by urban slang standard. A person that sleeps in drain pipes or sewers during the day then comes out to the street or dive bars at night to ingest drugs and cheap alcohol.
Cops had to go and chase the street lizards off the park benches.
by MarkR10 August 18, 2022
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misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
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Lot Lizard

a male or female whore who posts up at truckstops to offer sex for money or smoke drugs in the truck stop bathrooms
“ That Sapp Bros always has a lot lizard smoking meth in the bathroom
by bingbongfukyalife April 24, 2022
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