Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you

"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"

by Incest retard March 6, 2019

semi incest

the act of engaging in the same sexual event as a relative without directly engaging in intercourse with them

"You had a threesome with your brother?"
"We had a girl in between us, we never stuck into each other. It's only semi incest."

by DaedricSir March 23, 2017

incest child

an ugly white piece of shit with an unproportionate face.

That incest child is such a douche-bag

by beep boop, ive given up looser November 2, 2019

fiscal incest

fiscal incest: when the current generation screws the next generation(s) by spending money this generation doesn't have.

Damn, the government is into fiscal incest. They are sure spending the next few generations' money today.

by TooSick4U February 13, 2013

Food incest

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)

Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!

by KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKYOIN October 4, 2021

Incest-ist

This is when someone speaks against incest.

“Broooo everyone in Alabama really be looking the same...”
-dude thats incest-ist

by SwtHomeAL June 9, 2019

Professional Incest

When professionals aren't hide for their skill but for political reasons of power, wealth, property and prestige.

The United Nations is run by a bunch of people who are into professional incest because they each think political aspirations are more more important than genuine human suffering.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021