garden gnome

Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.

"I would like one for me"

-garden gnome, July 11th 2021

by FreshTrimNiranIsLife July 10, 2021

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

The Gardener Emotion

Its an emotion where you are confused, horny and affectionate. Some may call it the quarantine emotion. It has nothing to do with the gardener it is just there for effect. But honestly who cant resist a sexy gardener.

Friend 1 “I think i caught the gardener emotion”
Friend 2 “I don't know if I can deal with that ”
Friend 1 “can you help me get rid of it”

by Bigbeanboy(sexy) April 20, 2020

Olive Garden

The realm of unlimited breadsticks. These breadsticks have a mystical energy that emit from them that forces your body to proceed to consume breadsticks repeatedly against your will.

Boomer: Lets go to Olive Garden Later!

Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.

by BreadstickLover69 June 13, 2020

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 26, 2015

Stench Garden

The distinct odor that emanates from an unshaved, unwashed vagina.

This particular strain is usually wafting from vaginas during the humid months of the Mid-Atlantic Summers.

Yesterday, this girl walked by and she had a stench garden that would gag a maggot.....

by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014

Happy Garden

Diving face first into a women’s hairy vagina.

Dude 1: Man, I went to the happy garden last night.
Dude 2: Did you get hair stuck in your teeth?
Dude 1: Ya but it was totally worth it.

by Supremeblt April 10, 2019