std catching baseball whore. can't keep a man because she goes and sucks his homies dick. smokes stigs and sucks dick cause she can't get good grades. talks shit about everyone even tho the bitch got a lazy eye and looks like sid.
by gossip slut 305 October 6, 2019
Get the brianna hernandezmug. Whenever you are so lame that your parents can sense it before giving birth. Probably not even mexican, or only a distant relitive was mexican. Has a massive forehead and is too talkitive. Allthough is sometimes is nice and selfless.
by Seven the destroyerp November 6, 2018
Get the seven hernandezmug. by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
Get the Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Are SalsasulitoyuluhuSmug. Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Hernandezmug. The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.
by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021
Get the Hernandez Shufflemug. by Nunya <3 July 14, 2021
Get the Patty Hernandezmug. 