Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old

Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....

by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017

Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013

Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.

Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.

by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011

Hayden

A kid with too much dandruff and plays way to much chess he brags about how much money he has and thinks he's the best chess player in the world.

Boy:is that Hayden
Boy 2:yea he's a wanker

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

Hayden

A piece of shit, pizza pizza bitch, will spit in your mouth and rub you inappropriately

"WOW!, that guy looks like a douchebag?!"
"Oh yeah that's tottally a hayden!"
A hayden looks like a pepperoni pizza

by Don'ttouchmebitchxoxo December 15, 2017

Hayden

Hayden when used as a girls name is someone who cries way too much

“Did you see Hayden?” “Yeah she was crying about nothing again.”

by DailySGS March 14, 2020