Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules

It's said that after years of years of getting into Harry Potter thanks to someone else, there comes a time in every HP fan's time that they are ready to see this Chart

Wormtail>Cedric = Wormtail klled Cedric
Voldemort (Gave Wormtail's hand)> Wormtail
Harry>Voldemort.

Using an awesome method by some smart dude, this refers that not only does Harry Potter PWN a premature little Vampire, but 4 times

Therefore, Harry Potter is 4x better than Twilight.
Suck it Vampires

The Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules!

by PunkyHearts August 7, 2011

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

Hairy Weasel

The unexpected exposure of a private body part. Sometimes happening in yoga or pilates class.

We were stretching our legs when I was greeted by the hairy weasel of the lady standing next to me.

by leahkate September 2, 2008

harry

harry is the type of young boy who is very sexual when it comes to relationship matters and can surprises you a lot and also take notice what u like and your dislikes at the same time. also is loving and caring even though being a tease. can also be popular with a bunch of dick head boys who arnt anything like him. he can also take good care of you wether your ill or upset or even in one of your daily mood swings. Harrys are the best... sometimes haha x

harry- you wanna go to dinner then do dirty stuff after I swear it will bw the best..?
me- it better be, lets go!!!!

by fluffy pants August 20, 2018

Harry Christopher George Lewis

The legend Who invented the word 'fatneek'

Harry Christopher George Lewis is the only guy who KSI has fucked up and got kicked in his ass by.

by A.Nafe1530 July 9, 2021

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

by bratzorf April 18, 2016

hairy chequebook

Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.

Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?

by Natboy September 11, 2005