metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021

Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

Rahmath Hanifa

The one who is mentally strong and who believes the ONE in all situations and hard to break her psychologically and who is stubborn in character and will do anything for the one she loves and she'll be mking fun and a extrovert who always needs to talk about nothing but still have all her blabberings to her loved ones only and will take care of them in all situations whose love is inert and hard as a jackfruit outside but sweeter than anything inside.

She is who directly convey what she thinks and that's Rahmath Hanifa

by Almigty Always November 22, 2021

Beit hanina men

The most unfaithfulness unloyal, vile creatures on the planet. They’re so toxic, even their hairlines don’t wanna be around them. Don’t ever get with a hanini man.

Khadija: ooO who’s that guy he’s cute
Aisha: ew girl stay away from beit hanina men🤢

by Mindyafuckingbusiness November 22, 2021

pulling a hanigan

When a player in a weekly pick’em pool finds themself one point behind for that week, with one game left to pick. The player decides to take the underdog in that final game, hoping for an upset to gain the extra point and win the weekly prize.

Tom: I’m one point ahead, playing it safe, taking the favorite.

Bob: My only chance is “Pulling a Hanigan” and hope for an upset.

by Beach dog duke November 28, 2023

Hell‘s Handicap

When one finger is raised as in a critical matched golf event. Then the motion is continued as the pointer falls to the front repeatedly to the front in the face of the viewer watching in amazement as the note their future journey to Satan’s lair.

You just sent them to the basement via Hell‘s Handicap damn right. That way bro… Leave, lower

lower

lower

even lower

have fun ya hear

3:D

by causate February 20, 2026